The other night I enjoyed a glass (two, for those concerned with factuality) of Tequila and happily worked on some composition and sang along to the radio. I do (from time to time) sing along to the radio, but the spontaneity got me to wondering if there is a direct effect on culture based on the type of alcohol developed.
Does Tequila make you sing to guitars?
Does Whisky make you sit in lounge chairs and tell jokes?
Does good Rum make you dance ?
Does bad Rum make you fight?
Does Gin make you feel holier than thou?
Does Beer make you sit on your ass and talk out of it ?
Does rice liqour (soju, sake) make you sing on a mic. in front of your mates?
Does red Wine make you want to cook food and wave your hands about while you talk?
Does Vodka make you want to shag for warmth?
Does Brandy make you complain?
Comments please. Have you experienced or noticed any pronounced effects from specific alchohol types?
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